DRIZZ Token – Terms of Service

Effective Date: February 17, 2025

Last Updated: February 17, 2025

1. Introduction

Welcome to DRIZZ! Holding DRIZZ tokens grants access to exclusive digital content, including satirical comic strips. By using this site and holding DRIZZ, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree, we suggest taking a long walk and reconsidering your life decisions.

2. Nature of DRIZZ Token

3. Exclusive Content Access

4. Disclaimers & Limitations of Liability

5. Prohibited Activities

Users may not:

6. No Shenanigans

Don’t use DRIZZ for anything illegal, shady, scammy, or Grump-adjacent. That includes—but is not limited to—fraud, spam, fake accounts, bot brigades, or pretending to be Kick. Violators may be digitally detained and publicly mocked.

7. Satire is Our Superpower

DRIZZ is a satire project. All characters, storylines, and political commentary are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real-world figures is purely coincidental... unless we meant it. If you’re easily offended by cartoons or gold bars, this may not be the site for you.

8. Changes & Updates to These Terms

We reserve the right to modify or update these Terms of Service at any time. Any changes will be communicated through official DRIZZ channels (e.g., website, social media, or email).

9. Contact Us

For questions, email us at support@drizz.io

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